Five Math Jokes

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Joke 1

Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.

Joke 2

Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.

Joke 3

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Joke 4

What do you call a number that can’t be kept still? A roamin’ numeral.

Joke 5

Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
Because they were acting odd.

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